Doctor: Gay Sex Causes Swine Flu


Dr. V. M. Palaniappan, who is using his 33 years medical expertise and research, says that masturbation and gay sex will increase your chances of contacting the swine flu (H1N1). Why? These activities cause the body to develop friction heat which then produces acid and makes the body hyperacidised.

He goes on to say that heterosexual intercourse is just absolutely safe.
It should be noted that Dr. Palaniappan is from Malaysia, where homosexuality is considered a crime punishable by 20 years in jail, caning, and even execution.




1 comment:

  1. keshia12:33 PM

    thats like saying farting causes babies to die

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